Why are the Japanese so obsessed with tentacles? Maybe it's because you can't even sell them anti-itch remedy without one trying to slide itself up your skirt. Those buggers are pretty, um ... handsy? (Video below.)

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· "You gonna get tentacle raped" (iheartchaos.com, via gorillamask.net)

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