Who are you voting for in this pivotal upcoming election? No, not that election — the all important 100 Sexiest Women poll conducted by FHM. It's a hard decision, of course: Do you vote for experience or change? Youth or wisdom? Great tits or a nice firm ass? Fortunately, the lads have come up with a ingenious plan to help you decide: ask Keeley Hazell. Our favorite bombshell will take you through an interactive quiz (including sexy costume changes and wigs) that will determine your likes and dislikes and then recommend the right girl for you. Of course, the problem with this method is that all paths lead to one unavoidable conclusion: Vote for Keeley Hazell. That's democracy for you.

· Keeley's Lady Selector (fhm.com)
· 100 Sexiest Women (fhm.com)

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