If there's anything we've learned from a lifetime of reading comic books, it's that dating a superhero is hard: they're always running off to save the world and they never, ever let you sleep over at their secret hidden fortress. There are some fringe benefits, however. For example, while other mortals have to use silly things like airplanes to join the Mile High Club, you can do it a much easier (and windier) fashion. Just remember to not look down.

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