Sorry if you noticed some sluggishness (or non-existence) with our front page today. Our behind the scenes technology gnomes tell us that our server machines were a little tied up this afternoon. We don't know exactly what that means, but we think this video is an accurate depiction of what we imagined was going on down at the data center. See, the girl trussed up on the bed represents our website's computers and the other lady is the internet trojan worm that violated them with a strapon. It's all very technical, so we won't go into the details, but all you need to know is that the internet is our dom and today was a particularly rough session. Of course, we're gluttons for punishment, which is why we'll always come back for more.

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· "lesbian slave" (Megarotic)

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