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If we've really sunk so low as to pimp for page views get excited about the existence of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape based on one crappy, unintelligible screen grab, there's really not much hope for any of us. Of course, if it turns out the tape actually exists after all, there's even less hope for us too. (egotastic.com)