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    Celebrity Dance Partner NippleWatch™: Kym Johnson's Magic Dress

    We think the breakdown of the oddly popular "Dancing With The Stars" viewer demographic looks something like this: 70% reality TV fans who enjoy seeing celebrities humiliated; 20% bored Americans who like voting on things with their cellphone; and 9% horny people just hoping to see one of the sexy female contestants pop out of her highly-revealing outfit. (Oh, and 1% people who actually care about dancing.) Well, that 9% pervy demographic may have finally been rewarded the other night when Kym Johnson, a professional dancer paired with magician/funnyman Penn Jillette, flashed a little more than a winning smile to a live TV audience. We're not sure if this actually made it on the air, but producers had to know it was only a matter of time before something like this would. You didn't think they wear plunging necklines and high heels because it makes dancing easier, did you?

    · Dancing With The Stars 1st Nip Slip. Thanks To Kym Johnson (taxidrivermovie.com)

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