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Flesh Flicks: Veggie Tales

2008_03_17_ff.jpgFood gets people horny. It's a documented fact. That's why guys offer to cook women dinner in an effort to get into their pants. However, if you actually want to eat the dinner, you must lock the woman out of the kitchen during food preparation time or she will undoubtedly take off your pants. Wait, you ask: If the goal is pants removal, why go through the motions of finishing the dinner? Why do some people say tomato and others just eat the sliced pieces off a naked body? We don't know—you just have to stick to the recipe.

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· "cook in action" (RedTube)

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10:08 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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