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If you think airplane travel has become unbearable, imagine how the woman on a recent American Airlines flight feels after waking up to find a fellow passenger jerking off onto her hair. Complaining about taking your shoes off at the security checkpoint seem kinda silly now, doesn't it? (startelegram.typepad.com, via Consumerist)