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A look back at the week that was ...

· If there's one good thing we can say about Eliot Spitzer it's that the man knows how to go out with a bang.
· Don't give up that dream of you and Tera Patrick on a deserted island just yet.
· The sex Jesse Jane doesn't show you is even hotter than the stuff you willingly pay to watch. Think about that.
· Are you worried that you might not be "alt" enough? Don't sweat it; you aren't.
· No matter who wins this battle , we all win the war.
· If only the United Nations worked this way.
· One of our writers would have contributed more this week, but he was a little tied up.
· Forget Hulk and Iron Man — Bat Pussy will save us all!
· Remember, things on the internet are not always what they seem. Yes, we were shocked too.