Sex Blog Roundup: Giving And Getting

March 14, 2008
JONNOBOT

Saint Patrick's Day and Easter have their charms (= beer and chocolate!), but for us Steak and Blowjob Day will always be the best of spring holidays. To celebrate today's occasion, we fired up the grill while serving a slurpable smorgasboard of suck job action from the sex blog scene. Whether you like it rare or medium, sloppy or deep, you'll find something to savor: why not try the morning head if you like, or meet the redhead in your car for a more public display? You may find that shared blowjobs to be neighborly, or perhaps you prefer something more anonymous. (Keep an eye on the lady in the business suit.)

Get your juices flowing with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Business Affairs

I took a chance and moved over to his table. This gave me the opportunity to do some hands on flirting. I told him it looked like he was having a rough day. He said something like he had better days. He told me that he had a rough day ahead of him. I said, "When I have one of those days, I find its best to get off. It relaxes me." He had this look of confusion, shock and happiness. He followed up with a question of where I would get off. I looked suggestively and told him, "If it's in the afternoon, I do it during lunch." He got a big smile, it could be the dirty thoughts he was having or the fact that my hand was on his leg. He would ask more questions about how I would go about how I would relax. My answers would become more suggestive. He finally asks me, "If you were me today, what would you do?" I gave him a big smile and paused. "I would find a place to take the woman flirting with me, so she could help me relax. I think a blow job in the bathroom would relax me for the rest of my day."

- The Neighborhood Slut

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A Good Time With The Neighbor

I walked into my bathroom and turned on the shower. I got a towel and started to brush my teeth. I thought I heard my front door shut and stuck my head into the hall but I didn't see anyone. I got undressed and got in. I started thinking of the new guy across the street. I had seen him cutting his grass yesterday and he looked hot! It was too hot to be wearing a shirt so most of the time he didn't, and I wasn't complaining. I was getting hard so I started to rub my cock. I could imagine his body, the sweat running over his prefect chest. I found myself mumbling his name over and over again. That's when it happened. I opened my eyes and saw Brandon standing there looking in my shower.

- Diary of a Gay Dad

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Exhibitionism

Moving in my seat so that I was facing him, I moved my hand over his cock, feeling its hardness through the material of his trousers. Looking up at him, I reached up to undo the button and zip of his trousers, easing them and his shorts down slightly so that I could get at his cock. I ran my hands over his length. His cock was beautiful, circumcised, long and very hard and smooth. I licked my lips in anticipation and leaned forward to lick him with the tip of my tongue. Leaving a trail of saliva on the head, I moved my lips up and down his shaft before opening my mouth wide to take him fully into me. He groaned with pleasure and moved his hands down to hold my head, tangling his fingers in my red curls. I swirled my tongue around and moved my head slightly to one side so that the head of his cock pressed into the inside of my cheek. He groaned again and pulled away from me. "I'm not ready to come yet," he said as he took my hands and pulled me up out of the car. "You've got to show me that beautiful pussy of yours again first!"

- The Exploits of Racy Redhead

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"I Can Help You With That . . . "

I had promised Hubby that I would scream "EARTHQUAKE" the next time he woke me up by masturbating. You see.....he tends to shake the whole bed. However, in a spurt of compassion (or maybe I was just too tired to be a smartass), I chose this morning to ignore the shaking of the bed. I simply tried to go back to sleep.

But the shaking didn't stop.

- Full Contact Monogamy

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Exhaustion

Giving blowjobs too frequently actually rendered my mouth useless for more conventional activities (like you know, eating). Have you ever given so much head that it hurts to chew food? I didn't think it was possible either, but a few days ago, I found myself in enormous pain during a multi-course dinner. This was after I spent the whole weekend with lips so dry and swollen red that I was seriously beginning to channel the "competitive skier" look.

- Sex and the Ivy

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Selfish

And then I did the unthinkable: I was sucking his cock and balls for another full hour without the shortest break. And it was the best blow job I've ever performed in my life, I swear. I don't know where I found all this energy. I enjoyed it so tremendously that I actually came while sucking his sensitive balls . . .

Our chemistry is that strong.

- Coquette in Bed

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Thumbnail via My First Sex Teacher (TGP/preview gallery @ myfirstsexteacherpage.com, via Ask Jolene)

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