Eliot Spitzer who? National media already seems to be over the "Love Guv," but they can't get enough of the hooker who unwittingly brought down his administration. From the two million people who maybe listened to her "music" to the high school friends lining up to talk about her old locker to sniveling con artists who actually want credit for pimping her out ... everyone loves Ashley! Who cares how old she really is? Even Penthouse and Playboy both naturally want to see her naked. It's good thing that prostitution isn't legal, though; otherwise all those other media whores wouldn't have anything to talk about. (nymag.com + iht.com + nypost.com + Gawker)

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