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We'd sleep better at night knowing that we didn't live in a world where someone was trying to make a quick buck by selling cheesy novelty celebrity sex dolls, but alas, we do not. Still, if "J-Ho" can get the porn movie treatment, we guess it's only fair. (radaronline.com)