Hacky stand-up comedians like to point out that most of the things guys do to win over girls in romantic movie comedies would get them slapped with a restraining order if they tried it in real life. The same thing could probably be said of porn (and then some.) For example, following a woman around a grocery store with a video camera and then trailing her out to the parking lot and hovering just inches outside her open window as she pretends not to see you while making love to the groceries she just bought is one-way ticket to a mall security guard tazering. In porn, it's just foreplay.

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· "fucking in the parking lot" (RedTube)

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