We could give you a lengthy disquisition about the appeal of sapphic attractions or the role of female pornstars in the adult industry or even a gushing tribute about how much Janine Lindemulder meant to certain developing youngsters (Hint: A lot!), but we think that maybe just providing the title card would make the whole thing self-explanatory. "Three Lesbians and Two Double-Headed Dildos" kinda says it all, don'tcha think?

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· "Three Lesbians and two doubleheaded Dildos" (RedTube)

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