This amateur video isn't that compelling from an erotic standpoint (needs more nudity!), but it did teach us the name of a new sexual practice that sounds amusing, but should never be attempted in real life, ever. (It's just plain rude.) The mask was a nice touch, though. (Click for video.)

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· "Spiderman That Hoe" (xTube.com)
· Spiderman (urbandictionary.com)

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