By Dashiell Bennett, 11:19 AM on Mon Mar 10 2008, 2,108 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Why are you wasting your time trying to find the best way to watch porn on the iPhone when you can view smut on a much bigger screen ... without even leaving the Apple Store! To be fair, the old guy's eyes are so bad he probably thought he was looking at an iPhone. (Flickr, via iphonesavior.com + Gizmodo)