It's actually a little unclear from this YouTube trailer whether Jenna Jameson is playing a zombie, a stripper, or some combination of the two, but if you're a filmmaker looking for the perfect movie pitch you really can't go wrong with a story that combines two of America's favorite cineplex icons—exotic dancers and the undead. Add a clawless performance by Robert "Feddy" Englund and nary a horror or porn fan could possibly resist. So what if it's going straight to video instead of the mall movie theater? Isn't that where all of Jenna's best work got its start?

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· Zombie Strippers - Trailer (YouTube, via horroryearbook.com)

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