We haven't verified this information yet, but we believe this is a scene from the upcoming sequel to the sequel "Rocky Balboa," entitled "Rocky Gives Up." The film opens with our down and out hero contemplating yet another comeback, before realizing he's old, out of shape, and two or three uppercuts away from a lifetime of non-solid foods. Finally, a young female fan comes along to show him there's more to life than being socked in the head and she begins his new training program to become a ponytailed internet pornstar. It's the feel good hit of early-to-mid March! (Oh, and watch for a surprise cameo from the ghost of Burgess Meridith!)

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