Best Of Sex Advice: Vagina Things You Need To Know

The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it's hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy's parts happy (or a girl with another girl's parts) and they still seem to have trouble with that too. And now that we think about it, there are tons of boys and girls who don't even know how their own parts work and couldn't possibly be expected to make anybody's else parts happy too. What's the moral of this story and this week's sex advice questions? Everyone needs to learn how a vagina works ASAP. That's the only way us boys and girls are ever going to get out of this mess alive.

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I am a 35-year-old gay man and I am about to have sex with a woman for the first time ... I know that vaginas are not scary, and yet they are still foreign to me. With an anus, I can be rough. How gentle or rough should I be with her vagina? We will probably have to do it more than once. How much is too much? Are there any other vagina things I should know about before going in for the first time?

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

I've always had an active sex life with my husband of 19 years. But he has now acquired an artificial vagina. Does this mean he is losing interest in me?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I've been seeing my girlfriend for a few months and recently she asked if I'd be interested in some anal play — my receiving it from her. ... But shortly afterwards, she started making little comments ("jokes" she calls them) here and there that she's turned me gay, etc. I laughed it off at first but she just keeps on going on about it, even starting to making some suggestive remarks about it in front of our friends. As a result, I got really annoyed with her and told her off. She then started calling me homophobic and said that she didn't think I was "that kind of guy." The whole thing has really upset me because I don't think that's fair at all. Are my actions that wrong?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

I stumbled across a compromising video of my ex on an amateur porn site. I was shocked when I saw the video. She wasn't that sexually open-minded when I was with her! Obviously, part of my reaction was jealousy.

I have two questions: 1) How do I get over this?, and 2) Is there an obligation to anonymously or non-anonymously contact her in case she doesn't know that video is out there?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been having a ton of rough sex with my boyfriend and the last time we did it he complained that I ripped something up there and that it burns whenever I try to slide in. He also says it burns sometime when he does #2 and he finds blood also! What can we do to get him better and prevent this from happing again?

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· Dear Deidre (thesun.co.uk)

My aunt picks me up in her car and we go to hotels to have sex - and it's always absolutely brilliant.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a 29-year-old hetero female, and for as long as I can remember I've had the urge to get double-teamed by two guys. I'm finally in a relationship with a man who's not threatened by the idea and we've even agreed on who the third guy should be. ... The one thing is, my boyfriend tells me that although the guy is pretty well-hung (which is good) he's also uncut ... I really am not into the idea of giving head to an uncut penis.... So should I just go through with it and hope the second time's the charm where uncut penises are concerned, or should I call the whole thing off?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

After 16 years and one kid, my husband and I are considering an open marriage. ... about a year ago, I met someone who turned from a friendship into a strong attraction ... I decided to ask for a divorce before entering into an affair, and about five months ago my husband and I separated. I have been seeing the other man during this time and the sex has been amazing—he's doing the things that I begged my husband to do with me. My husband has been miserable without me and has agreed to an open marriage so we can still be together, be a family, and I can be free to have an outside relationship. My husband is also free to have an outside relationship. He now accepts that I've been with another man (whom he has met) and that I am capable of loving him as a husband while having a sexual relationship on the side. ... all I want to know is if this is a recipe for disaster?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

Send an email to Dashiell Bennett, the author of this post, at dashiell@deadspin.com.

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