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On campus sex toy showcases with lectures about the ins and outs of vibes, dildos, and butt plugs are good reasons to pony up the cash for an Ivy League education — though for $35k, we'd think the folks at Columbia could throw in a free Curve or two, too. (columbiaspectator.com)