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Citizens of the Lone Star State, don't start wielding those pocket pussies with impunity just yet: conservative legislators in Texas are challenging the recent court ruling that overturned the ban on genital-shaped sex toys, saying that it will "'invite ... challenges to previously-uncontroversial criminal prohibitions' on sexual practices such as 'consensual adult incest or bigamy'". We'd totally have more to say on the subject, but our wives (who also happen to be our first cousins) are nagging us to take out the garbage now. (slate.com)