By Dashiell Bennett, 5:22 PM on Mon Mar 3 2008, 49,316 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Perhaps the greatest philosophical question of our age is—Nintendo Wii or Playstation 3? It would take bigger nerds than us to settle this question, because each game system offers different options for different users, so you really have to ask yourself what your gaming needs are. If those needs require that you be able to get fucked by one friend without interrupting your doubles tennis match with another, then we think the choice is now obvious. It's no wonder that we can never find a store that still has any of these babies in stock.

· "Japanese girls fucked while playing Wii" (YouPorn)

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