A look back at the week that was ...

· We tried to help Oscar winners reveal a more personal side of themselves, but at least one can show you her own vag without our help, thank you very much.
· We proved that this is the greatest stuff that the internet has to offer, so don't even argue.

· We reminisced about the good (and not-so-good) old days.
· We imagined a world with more celebrity sex tapes, only this time we imagined that they were good.
· We found out what $9 million is worth these days.
· We discovered that a good pun is hard to find and even harder to resist.
· We learned that crime doesn't pay ... twice.
· We figured out that when you're at the right school a pair of Ds looks pretty darn good on any report card.
· And we were reminded once again to live large and prosper. Or something like that.

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