Even though we are huge fans of girl-on-girl action, we've never really gotten into Showtime's lesbotastic drama "The L Word." (It's on past our bedtime.) We were also under the impression that, despite a fair amount of naked lady goodness, it was pretty much just a normal TV show with lots of talking and emotions and problems solving togetherness. So why didn't anyone tell us about the Turkish oil wrestling? Honestly, is there any show on television that couldn't be improved with a slippery bikini fight between its hottest characters? If not, than it should probably be canceled anyway.

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· The L Word: Lesbian Oil Wrestling Full Clip (YouTube, via Gawker)

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