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Kate Beckinsale tells Allure magazine that her best feature is her "Pharaoh's Tomb"—and she's not talking about her next action movie. In case you can't figure it out, she's talking about her "twat." We still say lady mags talk way filthier than the boys' do. (entertainmentwise.com, more @ allure.com)