Fleshbot physicists have noted that the combination of holidays like Halloween being advertised three months early and the late arrival of 2008 calendars have compressed Time to the point that is it oozing something . Speaking of release, Amy Ried adorns Elegant Angel's upcoming series "Swimsuit Calendar Girls," which features a full-size calendar poster in each box. The first DVD arrives in April, just in time for Christmas!

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