Fleshbot
Sure, you might think that the combination of deadly sharp talons and soft tender flesh is strictly for the birds (sorry) — but you have to agree with the folks at Vice that a site combining "sexual fetishes, antiquated hobbies, and photoshop humor (that) doesn't even show up on Google" deserves at least some credit. We have to say, though, that although Erotic Falconry might be a parody cooked up by a bored Photoshop enthusiast with a little extra time on their claws hands, our long experience nosing around the sexual netherworld has convinced us that there really are some folks out there — probably in Japan — who get turned on by the prospect of getting penetrated by a three inch beak. And we totally wouldn't be surprised if one of them happened to be Robert Loggia. That guy has always creeped us out.
· Erotic Falconry (eroticfalconry.com, via vice.typepad.com - thanks K-M)
