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Here's a tip for casino workers everywhere—just because your establishment promotes "Las Vegas-style entertainment" doesn't mean they have to send a prostitute to your room when you win a free night's stay. (Especially when your room is in Iowa.) That kind of high roller treatment doesn't apply to everyone, you know. (usatoday.com)