Oscar winner Diablo Cody is outraged at the nude photo dust up that's rocking the internet—mostly because she's not getting credit for "leaking" the pictures herself. "I personally put my vag out there with pride, ladies and gents. And you bet your ass I'd do it again if the Beef Council would cough up the proper endorsement money." No word on if she plans to sic her lawyers on herself. (myspace.com)

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