Your mother probably warned you to stay out of the bad side of town, particularly if the bad side looks like an abandoned missile silo and clearly belongs to a gang that consists of exactly one woman who is into domination. Believe it or not, if you're on her territory without permission, the law allows her to turn you into a sexual play toy. (Hey, we don't write the laws we just enforce them!) Fortunately, you can ignore your mother's other advice to always have on clean underwear when you leave the house. Not only will they not stay clean in this neighborhood, you won't need them for very long anyway.

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