Speaking of the Oscars, congratulations are also in order to Diablo Cody, the best former stripper to ever win an Academy Award (just like we told you) and the first lady to rock an upper arm tattoo during an Oscar acceptance speech since Grace Kelly in 1954. See how she also tactfully avoided showing Harrison Ford her hoohah after the jump.

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