We know we weren't alone in being pretty bored by the Oscars last night; despite the faint hope of catching a red carpet nipple slip or thinking about what some people on stage looked like with no clothes on, we just weren't interested in most of the big ticket nominees this year. And then there are those folks who didn't care to watch the Oscars simply because there weren't enough movies featuring scenes where the leading ladies (and gentlmen) answered the call of nature as part of their performance. For those fans of a certain kind of thespeean art (sorry), we recommend consulting the long-running Pee Movie List, a comprehensive database that styles itself as "the world's most complete guide to urination scenes in the mainstream cinema!" (And who are we to argue?) Sure, most of the films here might not ever have been worthy of receiving one of those golden statuettes ... but when it comes to a different kind of gold, they can't be beat.

Patches' Place: The Pee Movie List (patches.net)

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