COLT’s “Couples 3” Helps Get Our Leather Items Sparkling Clean

We were excited when we opened up our latest screener package from our friends at COLT today ... and a little confused, too! Sure, that "Couples III" DVD featuring brand new scenes starring COLT Men Tom Chase, Brad Patton, Adam Champ and Darrin Hawk along with two never-before-released bareback loops pre-condom classics looked plenty hot, but what was up with that sample bottle of COLT Fuel leather cleaner that they also included in the box? Were they trying to tell us, in classically indirect 60s housewife anxiety commercial style, that our personal leather items weren't as spotless as they could be? Next thing they'll be hinting that our VCR heads need cleaning too!

Curious, we decided that maybe those chaps we bought to wear to the Folsom Street Fair a few years ago really did need some sprucing up after all. So we popped in the DVD and settled down in the sofa for an afternoon of light leather maintenance. Being careful not to inhale the product (as per the label instructions) while simultaneously getting off on enjoying its "feel good aromas" (as per the COLT Store copy), we suddenly noticed that our chaps were starting to look hotter than ever ... to say nothing of the "Couples III" DVD, which was already pretty hot to begin with. A slight post-laundering headache notwithstanding, it looks like COLT may just have a miracle product on their hands! Wonder if it'll catch on?

Alas, we can't invite you over to experience for yourself what our living room (still) smells like -- did we mention that COLT Fuel functions as a very effective "room odorizer" as well? -- but you can see for yourself why "Couples III" got us all hot and bothered via the preview gallery below.

· COLT's "Couples III" (store.coltstudio.com)
· COLT Fuel (store.coltstudio.com)