We were sort of hoping that Isabella Rossellini's bug sex instructional manuals would've looked a little more like director Philip Mond's 2006 instant entomological porn classic "Insexts", but it turns out that not everyone can pull off hardcore insect love with such aplomb. Still this clip does provide a helpful tutorial on how you should behave if you ever encounter a giant 8-foot-tall butterfly with no pants. (Hint: Don't neglect the "flower.") Also, we're not sure who the queen is ... but is that a pupa stage Nick Manning as the cunning linguist? If only he had shouted "Dropping pollen!" we would have known for sure.

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· "Butterfly sex" (Megarotic)
· "Insexts" (adult.dvdempire.com)

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