By Gram Ponante, 8:20 PM on Tue Feb 19 2008, 554,796 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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Maybe we and Terry Gross are not the ideal demographic for the just-now released "Gene Simmons Sex Tape", featuring a man who appears to be the KISS bassist atop an Austrian energy drink spokesmodel. But as personally repellant as many find Simmons, we can't help but thank him for leaving his goddamn shirt on.

· "Alleged Gene Simmons Sex Tape Released" (avn.com)
· "Rock Icon Gene Simmons Stars in Sex Tape?" (xbiz.com)

Update: After the jump, view some clips from the ten minute video: in one, Alleged Gene Simmons puts on a condom before entering his lady friend, who then refuses to kiss him. The reader may draw his or her own conclusions as to what that all means.

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See also:
· Gene's Secret (genesecret.com)
· Gene Simmons and Terry Gross Interview (NPR transcript @ rof.net)