Maybe we and Terry Gross are not the ideal demographic for the just-now released "Gene Simmons Sex Tape", featuring a man who appears to be the KISS bassist atop an Austrian energy drink spokesmodel. But as personally repellant as many find Simmons, we can't help but thank him for leaving his goddamn shirt on.
· "Alleged Gene Simmons Sex Tape Released" (avn.com)
· "Rock Icon Gene Simmons Stars in Sex Tape?" (xbiz.com)
Update: After the jump, view some clips from the ten minute video: in one, Alleged Gene Simmons puts on a condom before entering his lady friend, who then refuses to kiss him. The reader may draw his or her own conclusions as to what that all means.
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See also:
· Gene's Secret (genesecret.com)
· Gene Simmons and Terry Gross Interview (NPR transcript @ rof.net)









Comments
Gotta love the Foreigner on the stereo (or was this added in post?). Also, nice to see that Gene didn't even have the common decency to at least take his pants all the way off before banging this broad.
Her complete disgust with this whole operation is depressingly palpable.
@Mark Graham: The God of Thunder's shoes don't come off for just anyone.
@Richard: Ha. He goes in for the kiss a couple times and she wants none of it. Suddenly, the life of a rock star seems a little sad.
@fiveinchtaint:Maybe he has bad breath, hence the gum.
Tell me that is the real song in the background. I need some Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" playing when I watch the premiere rock band god of marketing nailing a chick without a rubber on. I want to imagine he can only get hard with easy listening rock on the stereo. Next time he nails her, it will be with a little Journey "Don't Stop Believing."
What? No monster tongue?
this is the most awkward geriatric sex ever. That poor girl. You'd have to invent a new word for "shame" to capture exactly the way she looks like she's feeling. Call your Sex Addicts Anonymous sponsor, honey. This is officially your new "rock bottom".
I have no doubt in my mind that she's getting paid. Just awful, uncomfortable sex. Ugh.
That is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
Wow not only is Gene a Snore, but also a Bore. I curse the day KISS ever became unmasked.
Now when is the Paul Stanley Tranny Tape getting released?
Everyone in Southern California has those same fuckin shades. Dead giveaway. Gurl has good boobs, give her a A for presentation, D for enthusiasm. I don't get the sex if you have to pay for it, and get such an unenthusiastic response. To me, it would be a mood killer. But then I'm not used to having to pay for it.
Lohan goes nude on Monday, Gene Gene flicks us off on Tuesday...will David Spade do a number 2 in parking lot tomorrow? The world WAITS.
@CloudCarrier: Stay in skool kidz!
I can't remember the last time I saw this many comments on a Fleshbot post.
She's pretty hot though, I'd pay her to have open contempt for me.
Gene and I have similar physiques, I also have a long tongue. The only difference would be that she wouldn't know that my career has spiraled into self-caricature unless I filled her in.
Maybe that would get me $50 off.
@blakeley: That's because in general the only possible comment on a fleshbot post is "Nice tits" and you'd feel a little weird making comments like that all the time.
If you want tons of comments you need to find a sex tape of Keith Richards smoking his dad's ashes while banging a Thai ladyboy.
Multi-comment:
1. Isn't it great when you find out that someone who represented sexuality in your childhood has a (much) smaller cock than your own?
2. Why are those hard plastic cereal bowls sitting on her chest?
3. @BustyGal: Right?
He really needs to break out the tongue to make up for that underwhelming dick!
I'll bet she thought this would be good for her career.
@HotMovies: How can being a bad hooker be good for her career?
I could see a sex tape being a plus if she was good at her job.
But, if I was dude who ran her escort agency and I saw this tape, I'd either fire her or make her take acting lessons.
Gotta love the whole flip flop/bustier combo. I think we need more of that in legit porn.
You guys have it totally wrong. She was probably Gene's 20th woman that day, and that's why he's lacking the passion. He's exhausted.
As for not wanting to kiss him...
He went in for the kiss, and she smelled other girls on him... And turned away because she was hurt that she wasn't his first. Yeah, that's it!
Go Gene!!
There was a post about this video about the full tape it's a virus just a warning I am not having to figure out how to get rid of it.
@HotMovies: That's what I was thinking, but if she's going to do it, why not do it with some enthusiasm. This was just awkward.
The music and candles make this worth it///
@ Tracie75: details?
That can't be Gene Simmons because he would never have sex to any song besides "I Want to Rock and Roll All Night (And Party Every Day)" and he definitely wouldn't be doing it to Foreigner.
Her refusing to kiss him (and him wearing a condom) probably means she's an escort.
I don't think I am going to watch. I don't want to be turned off to sex forever.
to the 20,000+ fems whom Gene has banged in his lifetime, my deepest regards for the "sex" that from the looks of it would be the equivalent of a comic book or a microwave dinner.
And for the world's most notorious self-promoter: I'm bigger than you are, I don't pay for it, and now I understand why you flash the tongue right at the outset.
Wow. That was a horrible video. Poor girl thinks she's banging a rockstar, and instead she gets a gimp version of Ron Jeremy
Makes all that talk over the years about his tongue pretty meaningless.
Horrid.
Why doesn't she just take the corset off... if its bugging her that much?
Man,lame sex. But that chick is awesome.....look at those breasts......perfect!
i don't get hookers. "you can't stick your tongue in my mouth but you can stick your dick in it..."
Hey, you can't put a condom on someone's tongue!
Haven't read the other comments so someone else may've mentioned this, but WTF is up with the flip flops on during sex? Is that supposed to be some avant garde look that I'm too pleb to understand?
Is uninspirational even a word? Or uninspirationalful? Because...yeah...this is both of those.
C'mon people.
While I have no dog in this fight, i.e. I'm not a huge Simmons fan due to the fact that there are different people useing the make up of someone whom they're not (Eric Carr and Vinnie Vincent had the decency to use their own get up), not to mention I was turned off from KISS back when they had their fifth "Farewell" tour, It's obvious by her demeanor as well as the poor quality, that this is a set up, pure and simple. Grant it, Simmons shouldn't have put himself into this situation to begin with, but if any of you have heard him in interviews, he is quite clear on his place in this life and what his part in it is with regards to sex. He's got to be one of the most honest people I know.
The only one who is going to lose in this whole deal, and is the most deserving, is this slut who's making the tape. If Simmons wanted to make a tape, and you all know the marketing genius he is, the quality would have been much better and it would have been promoted as such.
As to his initial claims that it wasn't him in the movie, well, would you like to admit that you were set up by a money grubbing loser slut like that bitch? I didn't think so.
His money, his cunning and intelligence and above all, his lawyers will make this gash rue the day she ever decided it was a good idea to f**k with the God Of Thunder.
Say good-bye to your life as you know it, "Elsa". You're going to be back in your shitty little hometown working at as a gas station cashier by the end of the year, if not sooner.
But, you may just have a shot at being in the oh so glamorous world of porn, being the lowlife skank you are.
Cheers!!
@PCBHo: A quick getaway is key, under these understandable circumstances.
We all see that he's just as human as the rest of us. I agree totally with what 13Burn said, that stupid chick is going to be making a living on her back after this trying to set up Gene. No one in their right mind will have anything to do with that girl if they're smart. He's still the God of Thunder and Rock n' Roll, and I'm a still a Kiss fan since 1977.
@Thirteenburn: Say good-bye to your life as a commenter as you know it. It's okay to have an opinion, but around here we don't talk about naked ladies like that.
@Dashiell Bennett: It smells like justice!
@CloudCarrier: a quick getaway in flip flops? now, who's ever heard of that? :) but that would explain why she left the corset on
Gross!
It would take a dick the size of Ron Jeramy's to look big when next to that large gut! Get him on 'The Biggest Looser' then we can judge.
How come "I am Mindy" isn't playing in the background? The only other sex tape that would be worse is if Danicant & Rayhole taped themselves.
This is like the time the drummer from Slayer made a sex tape to Journey's "Open Arms."
@Steverino: So where's THAT tape? It could only be a step up from this.
All of these haters, or should say "jealous"!?
Gene Simmons has always been what he is. He has never tried to fake himself or bullshit, what you see is what you get. I have allways admired that about him, that and his music!
Good for him!! Bang em all! And in the azz too!!
WOO HOO!!
OMG, could she be more obviously not into him?