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Everyone's favorite English-language Japanese newspaper, the Mainichi Daily News, brings us the sad tale of the distressing number of men who suffer from vaginal ejaculation disorder—or "an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina." It's true. They're called virgins. (mainichi.jp)