OK, so maybe Paris Hilton isn't explicitly mentioned by name here ... but since the "BARE NAKED" celebrity sex video that has pride of place on the promo site for director Michel Gondry's forthcoming "Be Kind Rewind" is shot in that late 2003 faux-night vision style that's since become shorthand for "celebrity sex scandal", can you blame us for making the connection? Whoever it's supposed to be, it's a lot more entertaining than "One Night In Paris" ... and at thirty seconds long, we promise you won't fall asleep before the end.

· Be Kind Rewind: Celebrity Home Videos (bekindmovie.com)

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