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    Maria Ozawa And The Ancient Art Of "Female Ninja Rape"

    Not being familiar with verb/subject modifiers and their proper usage in the Japanese language, the title of this hardcore costume drama leaves us unclear on which side of the law Fleshbot A/V Crush Object Maria Ozawa finds herself. Does it refer to ninjas who rape females, female ninjas who have been raped by non-ninjas, or female ninjas who rape other non-female, non-ninjafied people? Since (simulated) forced sex and bad translation are often key components of Japanese porn, all three of these situations could potentially be correct—perhaps all three at once! Only your katana maker knows for sure.

    · Female Ninja Rape Ninjitsu Notebook - Starring Maria Ozawa (screenshots @ dvdvirgin.com)


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