OK, we swear that Tera Patrick hasn't been bribing us with samples from her new lingerie line to post about her two days in a row (though we'd totally take her up on the offer if she's interested). But honestly, could you have possibly resisted this clip of Tera decked out in all her Mistress Couture finery on last night's "Last Call With Carson Daly" delivering a charmingly off-kilter rendition of "Hopelessly Devoted To You" ... complete with subtitles, just in case you couldn't figure out what she was singing because you were distracted by all those feathers and/or off notes? We didn't think so. Just know that we have it on excellent authority that she's singing this specifically to us, OK?

· Tera Patrick's Mistress Couture (mistresscouture.com)
· Last Call With Carson Daly (nbc.com)
· Video courtesy SlutMachine, to whom we are hopelessly devoted as well

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