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Is anyone really that surprised by pornstress Michelle Lay's revealation that Bill Gates was a "shitty tipper" when they crossed paths during her stint as a stripper in Las Vegas? Like she says herself, you don't get to be a multisquillionaire by stuffing twenty dollar bills down every g-string that jiggles its way across your lap. (We'd also bring up the possibility that maybe a dollar is all she deserved, but that would be unchivalrous.) (thenaughtyamerican.com)