We don't need a star-powered British dramedy to celebrate the upcoming most porny of holidays (after Halloween); all we need is a bunch of crackers and some warm Bree ... Bree Olson, that is! Ha ha ha! The delicious Adam & Eve contract star shot an asstastic scene for Hustler and that company's artisans have skillfully repackaged it just in time for Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Adam & Eve reminds us that it's Olson with an O.

An O, you say. One O, coming right up.

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Bree Olson (breeolson.com)
· Buy "Anally Yours ... Bree Olsen" (gamelink.com)

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