This one's for every guy who's ever watched Tommy Gunn piledriving some contract babe and thought, "Fuck, I could do that!": Porn veteran Jack Lawrence's "Breaking Into Porn" is a 4-disc (or ginormous download), 8 1/2-hour primer on everything you ever wanted to know — or not know — about how to become a male porn star.

The project promises that wannabe Ron Jeremys will learn the long and short of it by way of "never-before-revealed information" straight from several of the industry's top meat slingers. On one disc, Lawrence is interviewed by Fleshbot crush object Tyler Faith; he recommends that aspiring porn studs start shaving their testicles, a grooming must-do he says is easier than it sounds. (Word to the wise; says Tyler, "Nobody wants to put hairy balls in their mouth.")

On disc two, Lawrence performs with starlets Regan Anthony and Holly West. Known in the industry as an expert muff-diver, Lawrence also demonstrates his anal skills and different positioning techniques — but perhaps his most impressive trick is the ability to talk straight through the tutorial scenes (when his mouth isn't full, that is).
 
The set also includes interviews with Tommy Gunn, Kurt Lockwood and Marcus London ... and is endorsed by the Hedgehog himself. And for those that make it to the end? You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll look at a four-hour boner as a business opportunity! - JG

· "Breaking Into Porn" (DVD and download info @ breakingintoporn.com; see more previews @ YouTube)
· Jack Lawrence XXX (jacklawrencexxx.com)
· Tyler Faith (tylerfaith.com)

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