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Vegan Strip Clubs Are Serious Business
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By Dashiell Bennett
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Feb 11, 2008 3:29 PM
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Vegan Strip Clubs Are Serious Business

The strip club steak dinner special is such a time-honored "manly man" tradition, that it never really seemed necessary to create something like a vegan strip club. Plus, no one really goes to those places to eat. But one hardcore vegan business owner has made that dream a reality at the Casa Diablo in Oregon, the world's animal-free strip joint. ("The only meat is on the pole!") The local news media could not be more thrilled, since it gives bored beat reporters the perfect opportunity to create an audition tape to be the next "Daily Show" correspondent. We just can't decide what's funnier: The stone-faced anchorman warning viewers to stay away from the upcoming objectionable content or his co-workers milking that salacious content for cheap ratings and cheaper jokes? We're going to head over to Burger King and chew on it some more.

· Customers Find All Skin, No Meat At Vegan Strip Club - KPTV Portland (kptv.com)
· "Boobs With a Side of Soy" (wweek.com)

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