On those days when we're sick at home—or just broken down by the grind of blogging—we often end up watching "Judge Judy." As the defendants get paraded in and out of the courtroom and we drift in and out of a NyQuil-induced haze, we find ourselves wondering would happen if Judy really gave these defendants the business. You know, whipping off her robes and treating the offenders to some hardcore fucking and sucking action. After all, how else are those punks ever going to learn their lesson?

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· "Me an Lacey u b the Judge lol!" (XTube.com)

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