We don't yet know the release date for frequently-Fleshbotted porn auteur Joe Gallant's "Hell's Kittens", a Playboy/Spice Downtown joint that's being described as "A Vampire Supermodel Love Story". We do, however, have a whole paragraph's worth of promo copy that's totally getting our engines purring: "Vapid model-trash find themselves fucked, bitten and turned by a new race of future-humans. The government is hot on everyone's trail, eager to wipe out this new breed. Anarchist polemic and hot, nasty, anal/atm throughout." Oh, and we also have some photos of "Hell's Kittens" stars Miho (who you might recognize from her appearances on BurningAngel.com) and Sarah Jessie (who you might think you recognize due to her uncanny resemblance to a certain television star-turned-cosmetic spokeswoman) shot by Igor of Driven By Boredom to tide us over in the meantime. It's going to be hard living up to that vampire supermodel tagline, but we're sure these gals will be sinking their teeth into their roles as hard as they can.

· "Miho & Sarah Jessie Of Hell's Kittens" (drivenbyboredom.com)
· Joe Gallant/Black Mirror Productions (blackmirror.com)

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