As regular readers of this feature probably know, we get endless entertainment from the titles and descriptions that helpful internet critters tack onto videos when they upload them to the web. Sometimes more than we get from the actual video itself! For example, the image of a young woman strolling down the beach, running into a "nice guy," and deciding that he's so pleasant and charming that she's just going to have anal sex with him right there on the sand—it just warms the heart, doesn't it? Maybe fairy tales do still come true ...

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· "Anal sex on the beach" (Megarotic)

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