Don't worry, even though this clip involves prominent use of a toilet and the unfortunate phrase "pinch a loaf," it's not one of those kind of videos. No, this is much more bizarre and confusing. If the setup, premise and execution of this "accidentally stumbling upon my buddy's hot teenage daughter in the shower" scenario don't completely baffle you, then perhaps you can explain how these two randy fools manage to have oral sex through a closed shower door? We'll be scratching our head and shoulders over this one for quite a while.

· "Stranger of the Toilet" (view the entire scene @ YouPorn, via Boinkology)

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