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We have been looking for a worthy successor to "Cum Drink My Vintage Wine" and "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" and, contrary to what February means for Hollywood box office receipts, we might have a winner in "Cum Fart Tsunami." Directed by former AVN editor Mike Ramone, "Cum Fart Tsunami" is an example of a title that doesn't even need to be seen to be appreciated, even if it is being hailed as "the mother of all anal felching pornos." According to Ramone, star Audrey Hollander had "so many penetrations at the same time that I lost count." We said the same thing about Super Tuesday...

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