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Local Denver businessfolk are gearing up an increase in sales during the Democratic National Convention this summer. And by "businessfolk," of course we mean "prostitutes." And no, fucking in a hotel room near Coors Field does not count for joining the Mile High Club. (rockymountainnews.com)